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QuotesThese are mostly quotes from the movie The Big Lebowski. They're not really pertinent to the rest of the site, but I'm putting them up here anyway because I like them so damn much. The Big Lebowski: Isn't that what makes a man? The Dude: Yeah, that and a pair of testicles. The Dude: My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off. Nihilist: We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and cut off your johnson. The Dude: Excuse me? Nihilist: We'll cut off your johnson! Another Nihilist: Just you think about that, Lebowki. Nihilist: Yeah, your wiggly penis, Lebowski. Another Nihilist: Yeah, and maybe we stomp on it and squoosh it, Lebowski. Walter Sobchak: Now that is just ridiculous, Dude. Nobody is going to cut your dick off. The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson! Donny: What do you need that for, Dude? |
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