Prevent My Castration.com |
Please help me save my manhood! |
| Hello. I'm Karl Hungus. Welcome to my website. I hope that you are willing to help me. Several days ago a gentleman launched a website where he announced that he was going to lose his finger in a bet if he didn't receive a certain amount of web traffic by a certain date. I've now made my own bet with this gentleman who owns Save My Finger, and it's possibly the biggest gamble of MY life. You see, I've bet him that I can generate more traffic to my website by April 18, 2006, or I will have myself castrated. Am I kidding? I'll leave that for you to decide. Am I nervous? Not really. I've raised the stakes in this little game far beyond chopping off a finger. (On the other hand, this could be a big joke too. You'll probably never know.) Let me explain. I'm a webmaster, and I'm always looking for ways to generate traffic and interest to my website. And when I saw this Save My Finger website, I just knew he was on to something. The only problem was that he was playing for stakes far below what he should have been. His comparison with the guy in the Michael Konik book who got breast implants was pretty lame too, by the way. Heck, who wouldn't want to have their own breasts. Anyway, I'm a gambling man, and I decided to bet Mr. Carl Valentine that I could generate more traffic to my site by April 18, 2006 than he could generate to his, and that if I didn't, I would sacrifice MY VERY MANHOOD. I launched this site on December 22, 2005, early in the morning, after a hard night of drinking and playing cards. And I need your help. You can click on the Sitemeter link in the upper right hand corner of the site to see the total amount of traffic that's been generated to this site to date. I'm going to need close to 1 million visitors to win my little bet with Mr. Valentine. Maybe more. So please. Help me to continue to be a man. Visit this site, and visit it often. I need at least 15,000 visitors a day in order to catch up with this Valentine finger character. With your help, I can do it. Updated on January 7, 2006. See the updates page. |
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